pick up lines

Saw this and must share with you.......

helllooooooooooo Gals ,guys picking up someone is not easy..especially when you are the shy type or the kind who will foam in the mouth when you see the opposite sex. (Ok. for some the same sex). Some of you are so tongue tied that you wiggle like worm or the jaw drops so low that it scoop water.


(WARNING) These lines are for the pro. They are well rehearsed and implemented. You kids do not try this at home.. or on your own.

Here are some pick up lines that i found in the net. Please be advice..if it goes wrong don't go around looking for me.  like the saying goes... practise makes perfect.

Nice pick up lines  (wink... wink......) :
1) Did the sun come out or did you just smiled at me..

2) I must have died and gone to heaven because I am seeing an angel..

3) Do you have a map..because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

4) What time do you have to be back in heaven?

5)The night is dark, cause someone stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Dumb lines...

1) Your daddy must have been a terrorist because you are a bomb

2) I may not be Fred flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

3) You are so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.

4) Your daddy must have been a baker coz you have a nice set of "buns"

5)Nice legs, what time do they open?

Dumber ones...

1) Screw me if I am wrong, but don't you want to to kiss me?

2) Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number ... can i borrow yours.?

3) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I have to walk by again?

4) I am writing a phone book, Can I have your number?

5) You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Dumbest ones...

1) If I follow you home, will you keep me?

2) Can you catch , I am falling for you

3) Are you free tonight..or will it cost me?

4) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

5) I know milk does the body good but DAMN.. how much have you been drinking..

Have some fun with it..... wink... wink.....


S illy me....