Slightly more than a week to CNY and i find out rather unexpectedly that i am fatter than i should be!! My weighing scale tells a different story but i know when i button up my jeans and the baked muffin starts to overflow at the waist! Still, i wasn't convinced as i went on and stuffed my face with all kinds of goodies.
Walking into the gym last week on a Monday, i saw the BMI machine taking its place at the corner of the office. With a smile and a wink i managed to squeeze my way out of that dreaded fate (or should it be FATe?) I asked for a 2 day prep and said i would face the gallows on Wednesday.
As it turned out, 2 days won't do any wonders. So i stood on the machine and i wished that for once someone would tell me lies! Tell me sweet little lies, please. Just a mini little lie!!!!
The numbers flash across my eyes.... 49 and then a 22!!! I should have known that cold-hearted machines do not sympathize and they do no care. So i have to face the music! My fats have taken over my muscles. For the next 5 days i will subject my 49kg ass with its 22% of fats to some kind of physical torture!!! I will starve u and i will put u thru hell with 2 hour workouts each day.
I am one who can tell Sweet Little Lies too! ( my fat ass sighs in relief!!!)
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